Fatties on a Plane! It should be the new movie, and I think it should be a bunch of fat people on a plane, eating all the peanuts/snack food and then the plane not being able to take off...Ok Bad Story but I still want to star in it. Why you ask? Cause of this... http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=3925bb55-770e-41ea-825b-b6a23de0e552
We win, I'm gonna rate this day up there with, Christmas, Birthdays and any day that I get Laid. Finally we can sit in comfort on a plane without have the stupid little metal bars on the side punching holes between my 4th and 5th stomach roll, taking the person's valuable space beside me and of course eliminating that whole "Oh my God, please tell me he's not sitting beside me" look that I get when I'm within a mile of any airport.
The Obs, which is short the the Obese have won, finally we officially get treated like the crippled..This really is a benefit for everyone involved, well exept for some CEO shit head who has numbers to meet Sure it's probably gonna cost them, but so does the private Jet that the CEO's fly in..This guy has never sat in the back with the minions. I'd like to take a 5 hour flight with the CEO on one side and the CFO on the other for a 6 hour flight and see what they think then. I'd make sure to stretch as much as possible, just then will they realize that giving us two seats for the price of one is right.
Do you think that it's funny that the whole 2for1 pizza specials indirectly, but somewhat directly sponsored the 2for1 plan seat thing?? Humm.
Either way victory, I will forever salute and give the thumbs to every plane that fly's by!
Cheers
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Robin Williams in Ottawa!
Wow, basically sums it up. I've been looking forward to seeing Robin Williams live and it happened last night in Ottawa at the Scotia Bank Place. What a show, what a buzz in the air.
People that say that comedy is dead, would change their minds after his show. From the second he hit the stage he didn't stop, Probably had 3 hours of material and packed it in an hour and half.
Looking around and you can see people actually crying in laughter, I was exhausted after the show, I didnt' want to laugh for the rest of the night cause my stomach and cheeks hurt.
He touched on everything from Canada and it's politics, US issues and their politics, and everything in between. I don't want to give anything away, but I will say that every topic was hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I was sweating as much as him. That's tough cause he get's pretty wet up on stage.
If you get the opportunity to see it, then make it happen. You will not be disapointed, he's a riot
Thanks Robin, your proved that you are the best!
Bob
People that say that comedy is dead, would change their minds after his show. From the second he hit the stage he didn't stop, Probably had 3 hours of material and packed it in an hour and half.
Looking around and you can see people actually crying in laughter, I was exhausted after the show, I didnt' want to laugh for the rest of the night cause my stomach and cheeks hurt.
He touched on everything from Canada and it's politics, US issues and their politics, and everything in between. I don't want to give anything away, but I will say that every topic was hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I was sweating as much as him. That's tough cause he get's pretty wet up on stage.
If you get the opportunity to see it, then make it happen. You will not be disapointed, he's a riot
Thanks Robin, your proved that you are the best!
Bob
Monday, November 17, 2008
How much wood can Bobaloo chop, if Bobaloo could chop wood?
Sore back!
Holy shit, my back is killing me! I guess it's no surprise cause I'm huge and getting old, but wow this is pain. Ever since pulling my back eating a sub a while ago, my back has been acting up.
We spent the weekend, chain sawing wood, then splitting wood then pilling wood. I now officially hate wood, Sure I guess trees are good, like for air and all that, but damn hassle for a heat source. We needed to get prepared for the extremely cold winter ahead, and having enough piled was on the weekend agenda. I need a wheel chair I think! That is soo much fucking work, I have done this process alot throughout my life as a Hick, but I think this is my last horah in the wonderful world of wood chopping.
Even though I drank as much whiskey as physically possible and sat in the Hot tub til I was more shriveled than John McCain, I still can barely walk. Luckily we had good weather, as It Rained on saturday and snowed on Sunday..Perfect! That helped for sure, there's nothing like freezing slate wacking me on the side of the head, while trying just to stay breathing carrying a 200 pound log. Damn the world
Luckily some of my friends came out and helped My Father and I with this duty. Most of them gave up after awhile, and I can't really blame them. Chopping wood has the appeal of trying to shave my back with a plastic butter knife, just miserable.
I had to think, what about these people that do this for a living. They must be saints, I don't get it, how can someone really do this every day! I'd be crippled instantly, wouldnt even get out of bed in the morning if this is what I had to look up to. Don't get me wrong I am not putting these people who do this down, I'm praising their work. They must be all Ninja's
Now that the weekend is over, and over 10 cords of wood is split and piled we are pretty happy that we got it done. I am a drool away from a mouth activated wheel chair mind you, but happy nonetheless. I guess the old timers did this alot, cause My 60yr father killed me in the wood dept, and made us look like little girls out there, so good for him, I havn't talked to him today, maybe I'll call to see if he's still alive! He can't feel Good....
Either way next time I have the option of splitting wood or anything else, I will always pick the anything else. Beats Freezing I guess, but barely!
Holy shit, my back is killing me! I guess it's no surprise cause I'm huge and getting old, but wow this is pain. Ever since pulling my back eating a sub a while ago, my back has been acting up.
We spent the weekend, chain sawing wood, then splitting wood then pilling wood. I now officially hate wood, Sure I guess trees are good, like for air and all that, but damn hassle for a heat source. We needed to get prepared for the extremely cold winter ahead, and having enough piled was on the weekend agenda. I need a wheel chair I think! That is soo much fucking work, I have done this process alot throughout my life as a Hick, but I think this is my last horah in the wonderful world of wood chopping.
Even though I drank as much whiskey as physically possible and sat in the Hot tub til I was more shriveled than John McCain, I still can barely walk. Luckily we had good weather, as It Rained on saturday and snowed on Sunday..Perfect! That helped for sure, there's nothing like freezing slate wacking me on the side of the head, while trying just to stay breathing carrying a 200 pound log. Damn the world
Luckily some of my friends came out and helped My Father and I with this duty. Most of them gave up after awhile, and I can't really blame them. Chopping wood has the appeal of trying to shave my back with a plastic butter knife, just miserable.
I had to think, what about these people that do this for a living. They must be saints, I don't get it, how can someone really do this every day! I'd be crippled instantly, wouldnt even get out of bed in the morning if this is what I had to look up to. Don't get me wrong I am not putting these people who do this down, I'm praising their work. They must be all Ninja's
Now that the weekend is over, and over 10 cords of wood is split and piled we are pretty happy that we got it done. I am a drool away from a mouth activated wheel chair mind you, but happy nonetheless. I guess the old timers did this alot, cause My 60yr father killed me in the wood dept, and made us look like little girls out there, so good for him, I havn't talked to him today, maybe I'll call to see if he's still alive! He can't feel Good....
Either way next time I have the option of splitting wood or anything else, I will always pick the anything else. Beats Freezing I guess, but barely!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Test
Just testing this out..I am soo not a Computer Guy, mind you I do enjoy the sitting down aspect!
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