Fatties on a Plane! It should be the new movie, and I think it should be a bunch of fat people on a plane, eating all the peanuts/snack food and then the plane not being able to take off...Ok Bad Story but I still want to star in it. Why you ask? Cause of this... http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=3925bb55-770e-41ea-825b-b6a23de0e552
We win, I'm gonna rate this day up there with, Christmas, Birthdays and any day that I get Laid. Finally we can sit in comfort on a plane without have the stupid little metal bars on the side punching holes between my 4th and 5th stomach roll, taking the person's valuable space beside me and of course eliminating that whole "Oh my God, please tell me he's not sitting beside me" look that I get when I'm within a mile of any airport.
The Obs, which is short the the Obese have won, finally we officially get treated like the crippled..This really is a benefit for everyone involved, well exept for some CEO shit head who has numbers to meet Sure it's probably gonna cost them, but so does the private Jet that the CEO's fly in..This guy has never sat in the back with the minions. I'd like to take a 5 hour flight with the CEO on one side and the CFO on the other for a 6 hour flight and see what they think then. I'd make sure to stretch as much as possible, just then will they realize that giving us two seats for the price of one is right.
Do you think that it's funny that the whole 2for1 pizza specials indirectly, but somewhat directly sponsored the 2for1 plan seat thing?? Humm.
Either way victory, I will forever salute and give the thumbs to every plane that fly's by!
Cheers
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