So I've gotten hate mail, rude references, downright ignorance, funny faces and that's just cause I havn't blogged in a while. Can you imagine what I'm going through being the fattest person in California!!
Ok, ok I get it and I was wrong...But I'm gonna give you a bunch of excuses to calm you down a little and save face.
Firstly I really have no clue what I'm doing out here, I know what I want to do but have no real idea what I'm doing. I didn't have an apartment lined up, I don't know where I'm driving when I drive(bad nav skills), don't know where anything is oh and this town has like 3gabillion people. So I'm a little lost. Is this an excuse to not Blog, Maybe?
After a week of Apartment hunting I am in my new Apartment. Well slightly used, Ok fine it was build in the 20's....So what. But it's in Hollywod, has some major curb apeal and was owned by some Huge Actress. It's like a 5 minute drive to Sunset dr which is really cool. The area is gorgeous and very safe(until I arrived of course). So it's a pretty cool lay out and I subleased it from some really cool chic. She was heading back to New York for a few months so voila I am here. Everything went pretty smooth except I didn't have cable/internet for the last week.
This is now a great segue for another reason for not Blogging. Everyday Time Warner said that they connected it, but for some reason they had to come by. So Friday afternoon after 3 visits it finally started working.,.Yeah I was soo excited(see:drunk) to finally have it. I couldn't believe that I was in the Mecca of the world here and didnt get internet. Hey I was able to sit in my neighbours driveway in the middle of the bush back home and get a signal, but Noooo not in friggin Hollywood!!!
Another kinda funny story about that is that my Iphone wasn't working for the 3g data in the apartment either. Well actually the phone would work to check my email from the shitter. No word of a lie, I literally had to sit on the toilet in order to get any signal...Isn't that nutz? No where else but there. Normally it wouldn't be a problem but I can only shit soo much. And sitting there not shitting was soo unnatural for me, I didn't want to possibly get hemmroids for unnecesary pushing. It turned out that I was doing something wrong, the phone was on the wrong setting and my cousin Fixed it...So what, I'm aloud to be wrong sometimes.
And now for the third and best reason...The site itself..It's soo horrible looking that my Cousin took pitty on me and built a new one. So Scott, Aneta and myself have been really focused on what we can do for a new site. You are all going to love it. I don't want to give too much away but it's a whole new look and feel. It actually looks like something a real Human did compared to the existing format which looks like a 1yr old blind Monkey built. It will be up very soon and we are just fine tuning things now. It's soo exciting! We are also working on a alot of new skits/sketches, a Vlog(video blog) and a bunch of other things to keep you all coming back.
So with all this said we really are working on alot of things. Things are going as planned, and will all work out. I realize that I need to make myself more visible and that is what I'm working on. I've been writing alot in the last few weeks too and will soon have a whole new act. This is going to better, more animated and all around funnier, hopefully anyways. In order to get my piece of the pie here I'll really need to be different than everyone else. So what does that look like? I don't know, but I am in search of it.
These are really exciting times and I'm soo looking forward to the next 4 months or so out here. My goal is really to meet alot of good connections, get alot of stage time and all around kick ass. The documentary is still a go and will start being worked on soon as well. I do have alot of footage already but I still need alot more.
Ok so to wrap it all up, I'm still alive, The blog is still working, I am having a blast, didn't have internet for a while, got a new apartment, shit alot for while and still looking good. Oh yeah and new site very soon, keep your eyes posted!
Miss everyone back home alot, expecially my family, but we do get to talk/email/facebook alot so that is cool. I'd like to thank all my friends for the emails, facebook messages and phone calls. I am thinking of all of you and miss you all too. Hopefully some Friends and Family make there way down here soon, I'd love to have you here.
Peace out,
Bob
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