What's up party people!! New Years eve Day and I couldn't any happier!
Knowing that tonight is New Years and hours of debachery is ahead I have to be giddy. Giddy like a 16yr old Knowing that I'm gonna get laid for the first time. But tonight Whisky is on the agenda and chances are so is getting naked and making an ass of myself somewhere. It's kinda what I do!!!
But this is not the real reason that I'm this happy. I am official unemployed. I have always worked and now I'm taking a few months to work on material and get ready for LA in march. I gave my employer the required 2 weeks and it ended oh about an hour ago. Well it's supposed to be for a few more hours, but I'm outty regardless.
Wow what a weird feeling, first house sold and now this. So Jobless and Homeless, it's every very exciting. I'm about 40% closer to getting on Jerry Springer. I'm thinking of picking up some Mouth wash to drink and maybe getting a neck tattoo. How does one smoke crack? I'm kinda screwed I don't think they make carboard boxes my size. What am I gonna sleep in?
I probably should have stayed a little longer but man I just couldn't handle it anymore. It's really easy getting unmotivated knowing that I'm leaving. And I just couldn't deal with the incompentence anymore. So fuck it I'm free, like a dog that can legally hump anybody's leg and get away with it. Fucking free!
So I'm smiling from ear to ear, midgets playing piano, unicorns everywhere, fake big boobies are plentyfull and life is good.
Stay tuned, Good times ahead
Have a great New Year, get hammered and laid!
Bob
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Thats awesome you're happy about leaving your job man, its a great feeling. When you get to LA in march you're gonna have a blast. There is so much comedy related stuff you can do every day. Some clubs like The Comedy Store and the Improv will let you sit in the back for free (most of the time) if you tell them you're a comic. Good luck!
Good on ya!! You quit your job to start a new life... cool!!! Just don't fuck it up!! No pressure... Just kidding, don't worry, you'll kick ass !! It's what you're meant to be doing.
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