Mythical world of Web Design

Websites- There are a gabillion of them and I have ended up with the ugliest one ever!

My website is soo bad that it has actually brought the internet back 5 years. It's the equivalent of Dial up. You think it's painful to view, try updating it daily like I do, now that's pain. I know it sucks, I made it, so suck it! It cost me like $16 bucks, and that's really no bargain.

I'll strongly suggest to anyone wanting their own site, to stop and rethink it. Unless you can afford someone who can actually make you a real one, then fuck it. And what's with the little pink arrow thingies, I tried to get rid of them and can't figure it out, I'm lost and losing my mind.

Why does it have to be so hard to build a decent looking webpage without having any knowledge whatsoever. I tried reading the "websites for Dummies" and I still didn't get it. That was a bad day! I guess I'm over it, ahh not really. There are sites out there that have flash and sound and movies built in...What the fuck? How do you do that? Is there something I'm missing.

Why is everyone's nicer than mine, could the internet world be against me? How shitty would that be, there are websites with some assholes who are fucking horses(or vice versa) and others for pedophiles and others about some dude talking about his sweet new pants and mine has to be the worst. Come on, so unfair!

So instead of trying to make the best, I'm shooting for the worst. It's kinda the way I roll! If I didnt invest all this time and Money(see:$16) it would be soo much easier. My challenge to the world is seeing if you could do crappier than me? I don't think so, If my site gets any crappier than it has the potencial to be removed from cyberspace for good.

If it gets any shittier, than it will be compared to the movie "the ring" but instead of it being a video cassette that kills people, it's a website -you don't die, your eyes just bleed and you are instantly brain dead. It's coming, it's next. So be forwarned!

Honestly It wasn't my goal to have such an ugly representation of myself, but I'm warming up to it. Kind of like an ugly dog or a blind goldfish, they grow on you! Anyway I really hope some Computer dude reads this, feels bad for me and offers to build me one for free. Or better yet some Hot computer chic, yeah much better.

And if not, then enjoy the garbage I have created for you!

Bob